I wish I could hate this. I wish I could sit here and say that this film was absolute shit and not good as a horror comedy. In truth, I definitely laughed at parts of this movie. Not all of it mind you, but some parts of it.
Scary Movie 3 is the center point of the Scary Movie franchise. If you're not familiar with it, Scary Movie takes popular horror and non-horror films and spoofs them in a single movie. This one takes 8 Mile and The Matrix and fits them in with a combined plot of Signs and The Ring. The only actors I even cared about were Queen Latifah and Leslie Nielson (a true Canadian treasure!) and I didn't even realize one of the people was Simon Rex (probably because he wasn't naked or introducing a video).
There's not much to talk about here. You either like these or hate them. It's the same humor you'd find in a middle school locker room: farts, homophobia, sex humor, misogyny, and add in gratuitous breasts. Unfortunately, as I said, it still made me laugh. I'm apparently a terrible person. *sad face*
I give Scary Movie 3 2 censored Simon Rex porn movie boxes out of 5: