So I've been doing this for blog for just over a year. While I've tried to maintain as close as I can to a 30-day run, I've dropped the ball heavily with this cut... which started back in December. On top of that, I've been getting away from doing my actual Netflix watching and doing other horror films to fill the gap. While I don't mind doing an extra or special one now and then I feel that I've strayed from what I initially wanted this to be.
So what does this mean?
What this means is that I'm going to end this cut now, and then I'm going to take this blog back to the lab and work out what I want to do with this. So I'm not quitting this idea, I'm looking to see what I need to do so I get more consistent content, and what content do I want to put on here. Horror is definite. That will never change. I just have some ideas I would like to kind of bring into this and see what works best.
I'm not going to take too long. Probably two months (so back around May) at most to figure this out. So bare with me during this time. I hope you'll come back once I start posting again. You can follow the blog on Facebook where I'll be letting people know that we're up and running again.
Thanks for understanding (hopefully).
- 30 Days of Plight
Sunday, February 12, 2017
If this movie were a table then I would flip it in disgust. Have you ever been in a movie theater where you could feel how bored everyone else was around you? I just have and holy shit was it bad. I've labeled this as a PSA because under no circumstances should you see this movie. As a fan of the Ringu series, I implore you to avoid this. I think that the warning on the poster is in regards to this film, not the stupid fucking video.
Typical ring story: Watch the video, phone call, die in seven days. Samara will give you a stupid death face. We switch out flies for cicadas. Find her body... again? Apparently one of the Big Bang Theory guys is a college professor who gets students to watch the tape, then have another watch a copy so the curse gets passed on and the first person lives... repeat. The dumb thing is there are no attempts at a real explanation as to why you can't just cycle back and forth between people aside from the tedium it would bring. Holt (unfortunately not Steve Holt) is Julia's boyfriend who vanishes for a bit after watching the tape. She goes to find him, then she watches the tape to save his life. Shit goes down.
By shit going down, I mean it goes down the fucking toilet. This movie front-loaded anything of interest and then drags you through the remainder. Not only is it dragging you, but it is very obviously showing you things only for one of the characters to have the realization 20 minutes later. There's a part where Julia looks up at a bell and I thought "Oh, the ring, something is below the ground there." Fucking 20 minutes later Julia suddenly had this realization and I lost my shit. It is just moments of that over and over. The priest, the ring, the mark on the hand, etc. etc.
I have never left a movie theater as angry as I was after Rings. I want my fucking money back. I not only want my money back, but I want my fiancé to get his money back for the snacks we bought and whatever my gas money was to drive there. I want money for emotional damage caused by how bad this film is. I want the other people in the theater to get their money back. In fact, I want them to pay the money back to people that went to see other films out of pure shame for this movie even being in a theater. Fuck this noise! Rings fucking sucks. Put that on your blu-ray box as a quote you turds!
I give Rings negative 5 copies of Ringu.
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Sometimes in life we're given something, told it's one thing, but feel like it's something else. For example, right now I'm eating some leftover Chinese food which is supposedly chicken, but I think this is pork. This movie was listed under horror, had the subheading of thriller, but in reality it was neither of those... and also crap.
Shelley follows a Danish hippy couple where the wife is infertile. They hire a maid to help around the home but eventually ask her to be a surrogate. During the course of the pregnancy the surrogate experiences what she considers strange reactions to the fetus. It causes her pain, strange aversions, sleepwalking, sickness, etc. There is also an older hippy that does some reiki and pulls an angry dog out of the maid's head space. Yeah, it was really as random as I made that seem.
The rest of the film isn't worth going into. I will say that the baby doesn't really seem to be evil and I'm confused by the whole thing. The pace of this movie was so slow that when you got a small piece of the plot you would forget it 15 minutes later when the next sliver of plot was introduced. Then we're just stuck with hippies in a cabin for a long time. I've been tempted to look up an in-depth plot analysis but I quickly realize that would serve no purpose as I'm not really invested in ever remembering this movie after I hit "publish."
In keeping with most of the films I've watched this cut, I give Shelley 0 stupid babies out of 5: