I've had this sitting on my shelf since Christmas when a family member bought it from a list of DVDs I gave them. Utterly confused on their part, they just seemed happy to get me something that I was excited for. I knew the gist of this film from Wrestling With Wregret's review but by now I've forgotten everything and it became a good time to revisit it.
Pro Wrestlers Vs. Zombies sums up most of the premise in its title. In true Shane Douglas form, he's a dick and kills a man in the ring with a tombstone pile driver all because Shane caught his woman having the fakest sex ever with the now murdered wrestler. The brother of the corpse approaches the promoter and says that he wants a private show at an abandoned West Virginia penitentiary with Shane as the main person. The promoter also offers up Matt Hardy, Kurt Angle, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and Reby Sky for no reason other than he was just handed about $3000. The building is full of zombies and once inside everyone has to try and fight their way out... all because Shane Douglas is a dick.
|Why am I not in this film?|
|BFFs 5-Ever ('cause it's one more than 4)|
Overall this film is a mass of awkward pacing and clearance Halloween City zombie make-up. Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies is really only for fans of wrestling and super low budget movie making, but there are some inside jabs such as Shane Douglas saying "Your checks aren't going to bounce like Paul Heymen's..." which you have to know about the business to get. Also, low fuckin' blow, Shane.
I give Pro Wrestlers Vs. Zombies 1 ECW Extreme Music CD out of 5: